You'll
come for the chicks, but you'll stay for the
sporks.
In The News.
Hard hitting headlines unceremoniously
lifted from the local paper, none of it
having to do with the girl on the right.
This week we've got exploding drunks and
stupid criminals! |
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Updates: 9/3/00
Karen Lyster's
site was gracious
enough to give me my first award. I'm
sure that everybody really cares about
this too. |
Politics
Breaking news plus my own interjections
on the presidential race.
Featured Bush screw up:
Refers to Greeks as "Grecians". |
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Every single dung
heep brushed aside into the irrigation
ditch next the information super highway
(IE: most personal pages) says that
they'll update frequently -Come back a
lot and check out all the k-rad new
updates!- and well, I'm making that same
empty promise too. |
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The newest craze that's sweeping the nation. eXtreme, AGRESSIVE, INTENSE, freestyle walking. yes, walking... Click here to learn more.
Just added, action photos featuring me and friends! |
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The
Bikini section is up and running,
thus putting this page one small,
dental floss clad step above a
soft-core porn site. |
| Keep up to date on
the epic saga of this page's
ascension from the depths of
ineptitude to the threshold of
mediocrity in Page Rants |
| As the school year
approches, I gear up to renew my crusade to save our
schools. |
| Get all the
dirt on steamy romance between
undeveloped 7th grade boys and 45
year old men in the new section
devoted to cybersex. |
| Need a clip
of someone farting or beavis
turning into cornholio to give
meaning to your life? Well suffer
no more, because the sounds page is here. |
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Asimba.com. This is a
training and information site. When I did
the Portland to Coast relay a few weeks
back they gave me a cool t-shirt, so I
figured that the least I could do was
make them the featured site for a while.
Oh yeah, and if you happen to sign up,
could you mention that margarine_man@hotmail.com sent you, so I
can get even more cool free stuff?
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Mail
Has my page given
you some burning question that you must
have answered? if so, E-mail
me.I'm lonley and
need someone to talk to.
Or, you can read
what other
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